Sunday, April 19, 2009

I Have Never Thought Of It That Way

My sister Julie thinks that my area of research, single-agent search, sounds like a dating service for spys.

9 comments:

Joe Scrough said...

Join Lavalife you moof

Paul said...

Dick Valenzano Inc. Searching for Single Agents since 1984. I guess that would make you a Private Dick?

See, this is why you in particular cannot change your name to Dick. Because you have a bunch of immature friends that you've known for nearly 20 years who are just dying to abuse it.

Dr. Bartokomous said...

Here's the thing:

If you think too much about it, you get a miasma of negative ambitions. It's a brain killer. The machine of the future is paved with the blood of the dedicated, majestically. Do you see now? It's a lot like Superman IV you know. Think about it. If you're nuclear man, how can you cut superman's hair? Right? Am I right? Who tolls the bell for thee. That's basically what I'm getting at here.

Gerrald Logan said...

I have talked down this blog and de-announced its contents many times. I have shunned it for weeks and instructed my blog advisories to shut this place down... yet I find myself back here once again. I am not sure what draws me to this space, perhaps its the cheap thrills of childhood adolescence (i.e references to male organisms) or maybe it is the off-beat tempo of posters like Bartokomous. Unbelievable. I mean, beyond belief.

Gerrald Logan

Ms. Poodle said...

Excuse me, is this sexyrobots.com? I have a fetish for sex toys and robotic sex toys.

Agent Mitchell said...

10 year CIA vet seeks SWF still active agent. Must enjoy covert play and special ops. Non smoker is a plus.

Anonymous said...

I like to let it all hang loose sometimes...is that a plus?

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Dr. Of London said...

I'd love to meet his tailor.